Hello there! I'm Hayls. Detective S. Hayls. Actually, I'm a Superwhoavengelockian whose life is meaningless without bbc, so I assume we're in the same boat. I also love Portal, Cats, and other stuff that strays onto my dashboard. Also, I'm a songwriter in the making, except you can get writer's block even when there's music. Who knew, right? My next goal is to write a song that touchingly displays the awkwardness of the introvert outside of tumblr. Hope you have a nice day. neopets username: warriors_kittypets
i am not a moron!
- Wheatley

gaytectives:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

gaytectives:

au meme → sherlock learnt to play piano as a child

(the song i imagine him playing [x])

“You never asked.” He responded lightly, pausing the song. He began a bit slowly. John watched off to the side, bowing his head slightly as he listened. The song, John had heard it before. Bliss. This was Bliss. John rested against the wall, Sherlock wasn’t going to stop and he didn’t want him to. He closed his eyes, and the memories flowed. The first day, in the lab. When Sherlock had deducted he’d been at war. Going to 221B Baker Street. Feeling home. Mrs. Hudson, the rush of solving a case, and then again. The determination. The amazement. It never ceased to end. The bomb strapped to his chest, yet Sherlock came to his rescue. Sherlock almost taking the pill for the idiotic rush, and John shooting the man-saving Sherlock. 

John sat on the edge of his bed, remembering the day Sherlock had played this piece. He hit the pause button on his laptop, ending the music. He’d listen to this piece and it’d remind him of his lost friend. It’d remind him of why he should keep going. He played this song on the day of the funeral, back in his flat. It was difficult, but he made himself listen. Bliss. It was what he heard every time he played the piece. He sighed, restarting the piece. 

“You never told me you could play.” John murmured quietly. He looked up, sensing someone enter the room, his eyes widened, and a small smile grew on his face.

“You never asked.” 

CRIES

What you said: School's out for summer
What I heard: SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVERRR
thecrashcourse:

sense-of-escape:

This cat’s going to be a mother-effing GENIUS! 
He seldom “watches tv” unless it’s a select few shows, yet when Hank Green is talking, Kitty’s intent with focus.
He follows Hank’s movements, paws at him a bit, and then slowly falls asleep to the sound of Hank’s voice.
Sorry, it’s a cellphone picture. 

CRASHCOURSECAT. -Meredith

thecrashcourse:

sense-of-escape:

This cat’s going to be a mother-effing GENIUS!

He seldom “watches tv” unless it’s a select few shows, yet when Hank Green is talking, Kitty’s intent with focus.

He follows Hank’s movements, paws at him a bit, and then slowly falls asleep to the sound of Hank’s voice.

Sorry, it’s a cellphone picture.

CRASHCOURSECAT. -Meredith

not-medicine:

alecmadeablog:

Take Photoshop away from me, please.

He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.

niallshungrytardis:

owldee:

OMG

HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR

(Source: thedoctorslostcompanion)

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

(Source: pokemon-fanatics)

zeldasboyfriend:

“holy shit that’s a large mosquito”

zeldasboyfriend:

“holy shit that’s a large mosquito”

sushiandpie:

YEAH!!!!

i got my bonus recently from work so i figured why not give some of it back to people? i am going to be giving away 1 binder from lesloveboat to whoever wins this giveaway!

here’s some info about the binders, located here:

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Rules!

- more than one reblog is allowed, likes don’t count

- you don’t have to be following me

- you have to have your ask box open for me to tell you you’ve won!

- you have to be comfortable with giving me your address so i can ship it to you!

- contest ends on the 20th of june!

if you have any questions dont be afraid to ask!

good luck!

no-angel-will-dare-harm-you:

The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.

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ughbenedict:

sherloin:

but you guys what if the starting scene of the first episode is john getting ready for the day and you see him put on his shoes and his coat and then the camera pans over to sherlock’s scarf and john puts it on and tightens it around his neck with a final tug and you can almost see his body relax imperceptibly once hes finished with that little ritual

i dON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING

(Source: lordkirk)

tags → #wow okay nope